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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 23:56

They put up a sign reading
No way
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Still no good
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.