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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 23:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

No way

Why am I tired all the time?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your young sex story?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is there porn on TikTok?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Still no good

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Then came..

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?